Some of you are celebrating Thanksgiving today. Some of us did last month. Even more of you are in agony about cooking a big turkey dinner for Christmas.
You need to take a page out of Tante Marie's book. I've been cooking turkey dinners since I was in high school, most times for nearly 20, and I do not understand what the fuss is about. Cook the fucking thing already. Nobody wants corn as a vegetable? Well nobody said they have to eat it, right?
Just cook the fucking thing.
Happy Cluck Cluck!