You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should have behaved better. ~ Anne Lamott

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Turkey Dinner 101

Some of you are celebrating Thanksgiving today.  Some of us did last month.  Even more of you are in agony about cooking a big turkey dinner for Christmas.

You need to take a page out of Tante Marie's book.  I've been cooking turkey dinners since I was in high school, most times for nearly 20, and I do not understand what the fuss is about.  Cook the fucking thing already.  Nobody wants corn as a vegetable?  Well nobody said they have to eat it, right? 

Just cook the fucking thing.

Happy Cluck Cluck!

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Occupy His Arse

Sorry Henry, we are going to have to disagree on this one.  Now, this this dood is on to something...

Let me add, winters in Canada are reeeeaaaallllllyyyy fucking cold.  Let us see where this occupy business lands in Edmonton come January when its -45 celcius with the windchill.

Monday, November 7, 2011