I called it.
The sacred wooden Christmas tree was awarded to Service on Friday.
I am not entirely sure their effort was award winning, but it clearly was not Christmas Puked, which I am certain disqualified Corporate from every and any contest being held during the Christmas season.
I already have my plans for a truly tacky Christmas Buddha on the drawing board. Next year, my workspace is gonna be a Very Neon Buddhist Christmas. The Office Troll can jump up her own ass if she doesn't like it. People will flock to rub his belly and delight in the Christmas carols and random chants that play when you tickle his belly button.
I know. If there was a Buddhist hell, I would be second in command.
It is also worth noting the game of Where's Waldo? died on Friday.
Please excuse me while I gloat.
