You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should have behaved better. ~ Anne Lamott
Random Sauce, Part Six
When you text and call a radio station to complain that your not-so-boyfriend boyfriend is married, it is not going to end well and you should not be surprised when you are vilified. Publicly.
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No. This ain't fucking normal. You are also not fucking normal.
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Can you make a mallet out of paper?
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Put some magic on it.
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got lethbridge?
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