The Best Thing About The Super Bowl

Right now, Janet Jackson is high fiving everyone she knows and has begun praying at the altar of M. I. A.

I cannot wait for the world to cave in.  It is going to be ahmayzing.  Who knew it would take just one finger.

Oh how I do love me some M. I. A.

Now, I'm sure that Madonna will take credit for the whole thing.  Let her.  The song is shite and she should be giving herself the middle finger for ever releasing it publicly.  I still have not figured out how Ms. Minaj and M. I. A. appeared on this song but that is another discussion for a different blog.

If Madonna were truly as controversial and provocative as she and her marketing people want us to believe she is, she would have made this song.

It is time Madge.  Shut the hell up and let M. I. A. do her thing.

Blessed

A Decalogue of Canons for Observation in Practical Life

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
Never trouble another for what you can do for yourself.
Never spend your money before you have it.
Never buy what you do not want, because it is cheap; it will be dear to you.
Pride costs us more than hunger, thirst, and cold.
We never repent of having eaten too little.
Nothing is troublesome that we do willingly.
How much pain have cost us the evils which never have happened.
Take things always by their smooth handle.
When angry, count to ten before you speak; if still angry, a hundred.

~ Thomas Jefferson (from a letter to Thomas Jefferson Smith, 1825)

Random Sauce, Part 11

Good judgement is the result of experience.  Which was the result of bad judgement.
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If I were to agree with you, that would make both of us wrong.
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 I know Onoway isn't that big, but DHL isn't that smart.
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May the 4th be with you.
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Dear Duggars: It is a vagina, not a clown car.
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