I Do Sam, I Do

(Originally posted on my old blog "The Domestication of a Punk Rock Foodie" on May 12, 2010.)

So I have decided that after Sam Worthington comes to Canada and lands on me and falls in love with me, we are getting married and he is taking me to the Poseidon Undersea Resort in Fiji for our honeymoon.

It is all under water. Can you imagine? How many people can say they took a bath underwater? With Sam Worthington? I know.

Now, if you see Sam, tell him I'm waiting. Patiently.

And slightly stalkerishly.

That is what he gets for being on top of my freebie five list.

Also, feel free to remind Sam that I am worth every penny of the 20K per week this place costs.

Who knew it would cost so much to have under water sexy times without drowning?

I Was Going To Post A Food Blog Tonight...

... but ended up losing a few hours on Fubiz.  The pics and videos are lovely.  And some are NSFWAK (and kiddies, come on, keep up!)

OK, I lost a lot of  hours.  The site is in French and English and defaults to Francais so you have to select "EN" up in the top right hand corner for the English version of the site.  Je parle une peut francais mais tres mal.  Tres tres mal.  So mal, Paris just embargoed me.  Which totally sucks cos I want to go there to learn how to make pastry, hang out at the Louvre and flirt with a cleanly shaven Sam Worthington in le jardin de wherever he wants.

I mean, really, how can you resist?

But I digress.

The coolest helmets in the world are at Fubiz.  Watermelon and motorbikes.  Not a pairing I would imagine but it works.