Random Sauce, Part Nine

No one can force you to drink a keg of beer for dinner.
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My bangs are not the only thing that is ruining my life.
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He wants me to have hate sex with him.  But I don't hate him.
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She tells me that worse things have happened.  Yes, they have.  But why is this thing happening?
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While it may not be for me to understand and it may just be something I have to do, I would like it to make a bit of sense while I'm doing it.
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Fermer la douche.
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