You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should have behaved better. ~ Anne Lamott
Showing posts with label paper. Show all posts
Showing posts with label paper. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

The Other Royal Wedding

Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Harris...



Oh ya, that's right.  Totally hijacked it!

The co-mutual adpotion has been a blessing.  May the rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock always be with you.  My soft kitty is your soft kitty.

Now pass the gravy and hug me!

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Random Sauce, Part Six

When you text and call a radio station to complain that your not-so-boyfriend boyfriend is married, it is not going to end well and you should not be surprised when you are vilified.  Publicly.
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No.  This ain't fucking normal.  You are also not fucking normal.
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Can you make a mallet out of paper?
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Put some magic on it.
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got lethbridge?
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