You own everything that happened to you.  Tell your stories.  If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should have behaved better. ~ Anne Lamott
 
  
 
 
          
        
          
        
Coolest Bachelor Pad Ever
When I was a kid, my gran used to threaten to make me sleep in the bathtub if I was bad.  Which was often.  Imagine telling your guests that their bed is the tub.