You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should have behaved better. ~ Anne Lamott

Sunday, November 14, 2010

A Letter

Dear Santa:

It is probably too late for me to start being good this year so I'm just going to put this out there...

My anger shaman, Henry Rollins has a new coffee mug out.  It would give me much joy to have that on my desk at work.  Santa, you can order it here.  Henry is kicking in some discounted shipping on international orders so that should help the elves out, no?

Thanks Santa!  I'll be sure to leave the cookies you like and the whiskey the reindeer use for "medicinal" purposes.